am i on crack?

This title is totally not wat the post is about but nuthin came to my mind and i had to use sometin jor...

So i went away for anoda 2 yrs and to think i've been cruising facebook all dis while. It just hit me today dat i'm addicted to facebook nd when i stated d obvious, my dear frd (Viola) suggested blogspot nd i promised to come look in.. Cant recognize names nemore but i have to have a swell tym cos i truly need yu guys to help me stay off facebook for a while.

Oya, show me plenti luv before i vex and pack my bags again.lol... feels good to be home guys. Lemme do a lil blog round.

Deliver us from Akpan...

AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book.

The message reads:

My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note..

In a conversation:

AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Akpan visits his Doctor :

AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay.
AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.

Akpan and his wife :
AKPAN: If 2mrow I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry?
AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister.

AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know?
AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again.

AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine”
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment”

How do you recognize Akpan in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board.

Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so. He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

AKPAN: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running?

In a classroom:

Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense”
AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It is already raining”
AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go”

Personally, I think Akpan is smart, his foolishness shows he still has a brain. lmao!

oya, welcome manda!

Just tot to come mark register after a wholeeeeeeeeee year! Na wa o! guess i kinda got used to seeing FACES on facebook but i miss blogville o! where u get da latest update n aproko. Saying a big welcome to my ermmmm, hubie dizzy-edge@blogspot.com welcome o! Abeg any christmas parry? guess i should start bugging princesa cuz i sure wanna have fun dis xmas. Guess i'm back!

THANK GOD FOR MOI!

Thanx to everyone dat thot it nice to send me a bday wish.... I thank God for yet another year, it's not been easy but he's seen me tru and made me experience his love once more......

Had da coolest bday eva tho i hardly had tyme for me but tha bday still continues so and i'm still expecting my pressies. *wink wink*

I feel sooooo old! Already made my wish yesterday n i pray it comes tru. To all da leos kids....... Have a bday blast!

5 days to go....

Guess dis bufdei is not gonna be like others cause i dont even have an idea of wat i'm gonna do wit myself on dat day! I hope i get loads of gift though and i really wish i'll have fun on that day.....

Could anyone help me suggest how i could spend my day? i am thinking of going to da movies then maybe just hanging out wit friends or organising a small get together at home but i really have not made up my mind yet.

Peeps, i need ur help! N plz dont forget my Pressies.

my bloggaversary/countdown to bufdei...

yea rite! I just turned a year old last month on blogville.... i really did enjoy my early days when i was soooo devoted to my blog, when i was the reigning cherrypopping queen before the likes of afrobabe and 30+ took my shyne.. when i always had to work late cos i spend most of my normal work hour reading and commenting on blogs, the same place where i met my very 1st goddaughter! it has been an amazing one year though i kinda went awol lately but it's not been solely on purpose. a whole lot has been happening in ur gurl's life but i thank God for his mercies.



Guess it's tyme for shoutouts...



My biggest shoutout goes to my blog queen princesa cos if not for her i wouldn't have been here.... used to have a 360 blog page which i totally abandoned! You ruck gurl.x

ermmmm, it's kinda going to be difficult sending shout outs cos i dont want no one to feel left out so imma say u just join me in cutting da cake and popping da champagne while omosewa tthe assigned dj gives us some nice gbedu!

just have fun, it's on the house.lol



PS: my bufdei is on the 3rd of August o! berrra start shopping for my gifts o.

Quirk Quirk by popular demand.lol

Rules
1. Link the person/people who tagged you



2. Mention the rules in your blog



3. Mention six(6) spectacular quirks of urs



4. Tag 6 fellow bloggers by adding their links



5. Let each of the tagged bloggers know they've been tagged..via their blogs



MY QUIRKS



1. I am a big tease but when i start getting plenty attention i tend to get irritated!



2. I like to procastinate! i've got sooo much unfinished blogs dat i'd love to post but neva have time to come complete and post them. Talk about i'll do it some other time.lol



3. I am a spendthrift, God will definitely help me on dat o! Dis minute u see me complaining of being broke, the next minute i got some cash and i'm spending like there's no tomorrow.( guess i like to spoil myself)hmmmmmm



4. I am an extremist..... when i fall in love wit anything, i make sure i exhauste it's life span. ( my new found love for mango now is driving me nuts!) heheheheeee



5. I am more of an introvert, tend to go silent when i'm in mist of people dat i'm not used to, have been to da club like 2ice in my wholeee adult life and i love to be on my own reading novels or just watching movies.

6. I am an emotional freak.... i try not to attach sentiments to movies, sports and all dem irrelevant stuffs.... haba manda!

I am tagging..... whoever has not been tagged yet!


Got robbed last month and i lost ma fone, jewelleries and some other stuffs. Thank God i still got my life though.