ok, i did the final fall on the 5th of this month, i mean final o! cos i'll neva fall again in jesus name, someone please shout AMEN! You need to see me on this fateful day, i went to work and was trying to rush home cos my boss was waiting outside the gate, so i rannnnnn from the warehouse to the office then one of the security guys came and was like "oga dey outside dey wait" then i increased the speed and just when i was almost victorious o! i just heard gbam! and i saw myself on the floor, as shame will catch the devil i was wearing a low waist jean o but God being merciful i wore a long top so the top just shifted a wee bit. when i realised i was on the ground was when i saw the security guys rushing down to come carry me up! chei i don see pepper, a whole BIG GURL like me! i sha acted like a true daughter of my momma and jumped up before they will see me finish o and walked gracefully away mumbling thank God i didn't sustain any injury only for me to notice some mins later dat i had this deep cut on my palm. it was nasty and painful but i thank God it's healed pata pata o! (big gurl wit sore hand) na wa!
maybe i should talk about just one more embarrassing moment and dis one still dey pain me o! back then in secondary sch, i used to attend dis shakara lesson dat had all happening chics and bobos my age but the co-ordinator was a very good teacher and a family friend at that so i was always using style to do the shakara. On this fateful day o, i jejely wore my short skirt to lesson but i had dis nasty cough and i knew it was an abomination to "break the stereo" in class so i just tried to respect myself n the cough but the darn thing wont let me be! and then i tried rushing out to cough when dis stupid nail just collected my skirt from me, i would have just stylishly turned the torn side to the other part and walked away but my ever inquisitive mind wanted to know if the skirt was really torn so i made the mistake of asking one dumbass chic behind me.
me: in a whisper, is my skirt torn?
gurl: haaaa! e tore o!
Can u imagine? now i became centre of attraction at class and everyone wants to know wat tore, the cough lost it's ground sef but every mischeivious student patiently waited after classes to see the gurl wit the torn skirt and believe me i had to bear that name "e tore " for close to a year like i was the one that said it! i still cringe whenever i rememba this day!
See me see embarrassing moments! Got any to share?
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36 comments:
E tore, how now? Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving your comments. I am shocked that I have not been here before, but am glad to have discovered your blog. Too funny!
I can't think of any ONE embarrasing moments right at this moment - but believe me, I've got them. I'll be back to leave one...
Oooh. I was first.
Hip hip hip!
Hooray!
I've had horrible horrible embarrasing moments, not worth remembering at all..*shakes head in shock*
heheheehe e tore!! Eeyah ndo, you have jelly feet eh:D
lol.i have had some embarassing moments oh,i remember trying one particular foundation for the first time.I picked the wrong day to try it,i was in a hurry to get to class,that's how i applied the thing well!I just noticed people were looking at me as i walked into class,see me feeling pretty but my friends gave me the good news by showing me a mirror,my face was almost as white as anything.
lol, my most embarrassing moment was when I was still in high school, it was snowing that morning, I woke up very late and I almost missed my school bus, so I rushed out with my brother....we were running and the floor was very slippery
b4 u say Jesus is Lord, I don see my self fall yakata for ground..how e take happen, I no know!...my brother started laughing at me...as I was trying to get up na so both of us fall at d same time..lol, it was not funny cos my yansh pain me dat day no be small...I got up, started running again, school bus don dey wait for front...as I wan reach d skool bus now, na so I land for floor again o...LMAO d high skool kids begin laugh...one wey dey laugh at me, as he wan enter na so him hit head on d door
dat day was not funny, tru out d whole week, I no feel my yansh at all...lol
this one na real "e tore"
how body?
and how work?
solomsdyelle: welcome to my pagey o! i,m waiting for ur own embarrassing moment story. ehen, 1st day on my blog and u popped the cherry! wetin i go give u? MWAHZZZZZ! dat's for bomboy o!lmao
Ugo: tell us small now, promise not to laugh plenty.
omo sexy: jelly feet ke? dis one na yab abi na compliment.lol
classybabe: white face to skul? lmao.. tooo funny!
hahahhahhaahahhaaaa sparkle chica, so no be only me get chemical imbalance.lol... i am still laughing at this ur fall fallstori o!lmao
Obinna: body dey inside cloth, work tanda, me i am just there jare. how u dey?
All this your tumbling sef...maybe you have a high centre of gravity...due to the excess weight above..though I would have thought the even more excess weight below for don balance am out..maybe that "chemical imbalance" theory is correct...
I don't think any nickname go fit surpass "Eze Nwanyi" o...
PS: My most embarrasing moment..?? Meeeen, that na story for another day..!!
Obi: so after all d big big english u no go give ur own? abeg nak us tori jare.
Sweetie if i say make i nack you my embarassing moments gists eh, this page no go fit enter am so imma pass on that.
Thank God say ya wound don heal, it was really nasty.
No fall again o! Its an order!!
Don't even go there.
Ok lemme give u a mild one.
I once went shopping wearing a nice pair of jeans only to be told minutes later "excuse me, your fly is open."
Wooot?! Do you know the num of strangers that had seen me b4 then? With my panties & all really visible.
Men, I felt like disappearing!!
Now, i do a double...tripple check when I have pants on.
ok, order accepted mem P. abeg gist us small na.
@ aijay:lmao! fly open ke? na wa! thank god u wore panties sef, if not... bride price don reduce finish o!
na d new name wey i go dey callu be that o!!! e tore!!! u too much!!!
okay, I'm back to confess!
I was in Primary 3, I think, and the teacher told the entire class to read a passage from some book. We needed to read it out loud, together.
No problem, abi I sabi read well, well. Anyway, as I was reading, I saw a word I had never seen before. It was 'Adieu'. I thought hard and realized, that that was the word Mrs. Ndukwe was fond of saying. So, when it came time to read that word, I had to shakara and have the loudest voice. I said, as loudly as I could, "A di e u" (not sure how to spell it in Igbo). The entire class fell silent. The teacher looked up from her desk and informed me that the story was in English not Igbo and as I can tell, from the rest of the students, it is pronounced Adieu. The entire class got a good laugh at my expense!
Mention the word 'ady e wu' (sorry for butchering the spelling) to an Igbo person and they should be able to give you the meaning. I have hated the word ever since....
Damn girl, e tore? Ppl r terrible.
My most embarrasing moment is too embarrasing to recall
i was going to go away then come back when i remember an embarrassing moment but i read sololomsydelles comments, lets just say mine is very familiar 'cept i was reading in front of my class feeling like the reader that i am, when instead of reading the girl's name as Virginia, i said vagina.
this was the wrong place to do this as the boys all hated Feminist literature and i had just made their day. i mean who names their daughter Virginia?
36 inches of brown leg: babe, why u go do me dat kind thing? abeg dat name don expire o! U no get any gist for us?
solomonsdyelle: adi ewu! hahahahahahahaaaa, i know ewu means goat but i cant find a meaning for adi but i guess that would have lasted for a long while.lmao
la reine: my sista, i suffered dat season o!
femme: ewoooo! Vjay ke? mmmh, dat was a no go area in my class those days o! e ya, pele dear.lol
Abeg no vex ma sista, I don sell d FENDI watch...so wetin go do now?
>>>
Amin ooooo!!! in da name of Jesus...Amen!!!
May angeli cum hold u for back so dat u nefer fall yakata fo floor again...Amin
But wait o, shei u dey wear all those 12 inches shoes dey shakara all over d place??? If na so, u go need to go Oga welda place to cut at least, 7 inches commot am...But God I still dey pray say a whole Crest smiling princess abi na Queen or Olori no go fall again and again...dis one na 7 Almighty AMEN OOOOOOOO!!!!!
Miss Opeke:hahahahahahaaa, now u r cracking me up! i been dey wear all those dem plenty inches heel but i just resign(for some days sha.Thank u for d praya.
Wait o! u say wetin do my Fendi watch? na play abi? fear no let u sell am now! haaaaaa, bottle go scatter ground today o!
lol!
funny post, got some not sharing today.
lol@ e tore....well let me gist one of my many embrassing moments!!!
Ok on dis fateful day...i dressed up nicely,i wan go buy something streets away from my house. So as a 16 yr old now,my shakara was @high level den...lol. I sha was going down d streets sha....you know how a typical naija streets looks like in d evening,with boys around the corner trying to toast girls. So sha i got a crush on dis guy sha...he was sitting in front of his house with his friends when i walked by. On my way back,right in front of their house dis stupid okada almost hit me....next thing i found myself inside gutter(dirty,filled,stinking). I just burst tears gbosa,nd my mouth no good when crying....how can a sisi eko like me fall inisde dis gutter? D guy helped me out of the gutter,took me to their backyard nd washed d stains of me. Den i lymped home. We became friends after den sha....
Ay pobrecita! I was taking out the trash in my apartments and decided to take to long route back because that path crossed the apartment of this guy that was really digging me at the moment. I was wearing flip flops which had virtually no traction when wet. Yep, I slipped, slid, and fell. Scraped my foot, ruined my shoe, and bruised my pride! LOL Yes, a 25 year old woman, I slipped and fell, so don't feel bad. We all have blonde moments.
E TORE!!!!...HURRAH!!!!
(applause)lol....
BAbE na wa for u oo!!!
yanga yanga = E tore....lol!!!
anyhow sha i've had mi share too..o!!!
shei u sabi keep secret???
on this fatefull day back in primary school...
someone tapped me and said to me...
"wolf, ur pant is showing"...
u know urs trully thinking dey wan wind me says...
"ok i dare u, what colour of underwear do i have on"
and chick says...
"its ....***CENSORED** PG100(he!!he!!he!!)
my heart starts beating,
and i beat a quick retreat...
carefully checked out my ass....
and guess what was STARRING me in the face?
my knicker carefully "disected" revealing u know what...
ooh brother...
anyways correct "omo n'ile" wey i be,
i quickly used mi bag as a SHIELD..
dnt want no body's eyes getting blind ..abi..(humanitarian service)!!
hey! thanks for joining mi or cofee...
i go dey branch often...
(waves)
omohemi: berra come back n share o!
lurlar: heheheheheheheee, inside gutter ke? mehnnn, the guy try o!
qmc: can see we are much that's got dis cemical imbalance deficiency! lmao.... i wonder how u would have felt dat day.
bllk wolf: thanx for stopping by o jare, so u r e tore no 2? lmao! so the gurl really saw the whole kini! na wa o!lol
Kai you dis Manda funny o!! Thanx for stopping by.
You remind me of a friend I used to have. She is a warri babe and looks so much like you except her name starts with a H not an M lol.
Embarrasing moment...abeg no ask me o!
Ciao bella!
mommy: u just siddon call me warri babe now, abeg o! i be ibo babe!lmao.... Thanx for stopping by too o!
Heeya! My own embarassing moment was back in University. I was doing a special number in my fellowship with 2 friends and right in the middle of it one of those burps that creep up on you with no warning just popped up and out and it sounded too! O jigbi jigbi! To this day, i cringe whenever i hear that song.
Thanks for stopping by me blog, like...........
undacovasista: lmao, i know how it feels! i got one embarrassing moment in church too but i'm not gonna share.lmao! thanx for reciporcating. (Oyibo!)
Hey sweet! Wassup?
Just passed by to say thanks for ur comment on my brother's issue.
Thanks.
Update na!
LMAO@ Lurlar's fall
oma se o
hehehehehehe
Manda update b4 I loose it!
LMAO...lol
hey manda!
I once almost drown in a wave pool at 14 or something, I'll
you all about it soon
have a lovely weekend
and please, no more falling
please
okay
Pricesa: u dey worry o!
Sparkle: Dey there dey laugh lurlar, u nko? multiple faller!hahahhahahaaa! wetin u dey loose?
Omo G: go ahead n have fun but rememba to come drop ur stori here.
Well i was in form 2..are you Nigerian? In Nigeria they call it ss2/3 i gues...
And there was a guy i was seeing who was in high school then. One time we appointed to meet after school. The place where we were gon meet was next to where my dad( may his soul R.I.P)was workin'. So was waiting for the guy and lookin' at the taxis comin' in and lookin'into everyone of them to see if the guy was in. Then i gues my dad saw me, but i didn't see him. Oh my God! The time when i saw the guy comin' from the taxi was the exact time i saw my dad also comin' towards me!..good Lord!..i pissed on myself...!
But that one of yours...ayea ayea!..no no!
Jaybabe: pissed in ur pants?lmao! i'm trying to figure how ur expression woulda been! too funny!lol
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