I put myself in this one o! Now my imaginations are running wild n all thanx to one n only Princesa for giving me that juicy prison gist. Before yesternite, i'd NEVER seen the four walls of a police station talk more of prison but after reading madam P's blog on visiting a prison and me pleading wit her to take me along next tyme, i went home and thoughts of being confined to a place for a long period of tyme filled my lil abi big head! one thing is i am claustrophobic n dat means i cant stand tight spaces. I sooo love my freedom n i dont want to go to jail! Ok, i had dis very funny and strange dream yesterday(hardly rememba my dreams) but i sure remembered dis one, maybe cos it was more like a nitemare. I was meant to be sleeping but the next thing i knew, madam P was at mine.
Manda, manda!! where u dey? abeg let's start going to kirikiri jare. Me i was excited o! Awwww, alas! are we having a feast again? noooo, we're just going on a visit( i wonder who we were visiting sef) well i saw myself wit the entourage o in this grass filled building (not wat i expected) but i was sha looking for Mr Handsome when suddenly i felt like i'd lost my way! yepaa, how e take happen? well i later figured how to get back on track but guess wat? madam P don leave me! i cried my eyes out o n was lonely if not for the friends i made there ( Clifford Orji n Rev King)! see mad pple connection! I cant place wat happened next but i sha know i woke up sweating profusely! I no gree sleep again o, so i started kabashing(praying)! Now i have OFFICIALLY changed my mind o! I no go Prison again! abeg if anybody write blog about prison make una no let me read am o! Fear don dey catsh me plentiful!
42 comments:
And am first!!!
princess's blog was very positive about the experience - or maybe that is my take ...i don't know....
How come Rev.King is still alive??
:-(
Eh ya!
Poor baby!!
You had a nightmare cos of my post...lol!!!(ok am sorry i shouldnt be laffing but OMG this is tew tew crazi funni!!)
So you no go follow me go again?? na lie o! I must come drag you go next time whether you want or not!
LOl @ hanging out with Clifford Orji & Rev. King.
Its all in ur mind dear. na so dream be.
@pammy, i beat you to it by 1 sec!
And true, i was very postive. Manda na u know wetin give u bad dream o!
That question, i for ask the guy but with the eye wey i take see am, i sure say he fit slap me sef!
awww Pele o
kirikiri ni bo?
olounmaje!
hahaha...dis post was kinda funny though
lol..God forbid bad thing o
Clifford Orji:O:O:O???
kai!!!!
Princesa: No worry, ur efforts (popping cherry) will soon be appreciated!
Pamela: abeg when u dream about am ask am o! It was positive, gues i was just randomly thinking o jare!
So na mind thing now, i no dey want dat kind dream o! n stop laughing me.
ermmm, cant we go somewhere else? i no sure say prison is such a good idea.lol
Sparkle: No laff me o! U suppose dey hala P! well, i don meet VIP inmates na.lmao
Tehehehehehehehehe.
Did they give you their fone numbers to call, lol. Just kidding o! No come cry for my head abeg. Hope you don't watch horror movies oh! Na ordinary P prinson gist give you nightmare, kpele oh! I'm sorry darling, I can't stop laughing at you o!! Wait let me go away for a while to calm down. I will be back hopefully in a very sober mood for you.
How do you remember what cliff looks like?
Now, this is one helluva dream (nightmare)LOL!!
mommy: e funny abi, it's kinda funny now but i was scared stiff early dis morning o! Me, horror movies? tufiakwa! the only irony is dat i read horro novels but wit my heart in my mouth, even my ringtone scares me then sef.lmao
Bighead: is he not the bear bear craze man? ask my dream dat question abeg!
Ugo: Abeg dont laugh at me o!
You are such a clown, dreaming of Rev King and loosing way in kirikir. Am I suppose to say kpele okay I will when I finish laughing.
is rev king in prison?
whats up with his church? i wonder if i'll find anything about it on d net.
lmao.......clifford orji ke? i rebuke am for you in Jesus name.
manda I just love you cos I can see the type of person you are...sorry to say but, If I knew you as a personal friend I'd always be teasing you.....
like, don't look now but Rev. King is behind you...lol am so sorry.
dear dear, its okay it was just a bad dream..I'll leave the lights on for you okay! booooooooooo
lol
Lmaoooooooooooo only Clifford Orji, u better be praying before sleeping, ndoo
Hey hey its been long just passing by will be back more
Nwanne but why??!!! U got a phobia, sorry o!!! Don't dream bad dream again u hear, but make i ax o- is it just 9ja prison u de fear to visit or na all prison in general(cos i bet foreign ones av space)!! lol. i don post o!!!
Only in your dreams! LOL. Clifford Orji? Tufiakwa!
LMAO...which kain dream be that. lol.
Mandalicious, oya its time to holla @ your girl!!!
Ah yes, i am familiar with this thing u call WEIRD dreams. I am famous for it in some parts. Relax. Ther'll be PLENTY more... :)
Thanks 4 stopping by.
You REALLY need to stop eating apku before going to bed..!!
lmao...at least u were in good company...anyone who tried to hurt u would either be eaten alive or burnt alive! hahahahaha.
Sweets, I am still laffing at this ya Clifford dream. Did you enjoy the couscous? TBaby kept some chicken too for ya.
just fine to readdddddddddddddd..
lol, which kind dream is that one? Clifford Orji and Reverend King ke? Walayi if it was me , i prably would have gone to see my pastor immediately.
Dont worry jare, am sure God has answered ur kabashing, there's no prayer as hot as praying while sweating profusely, lol.
It is well, i reject, rebuke and even sef forbid every clifford orji or Rev King encounter for u o!!!!
30+: even u too is lafter me? heart don break finish!
Femme: he was sentenced to death by hanging n i wonder wat's he's till doing in prison.(neva bothered asking about his church sef)
Lurlar: Amen n Amen!
Omo G: thanx for first laffinf then consoling me. Plz do leave the lights on.lol
Omosewa: Did u say only? the 2 i saw no pass multitude of terrorists? e don do me o!
Be silent: thanx for droppign by
Nikkisab: see me see dis chic o! u want send me go prison? i take God beg u o! i dey come ur page.
Nyemoni: Tufiakwa my sista.
Aijay: no dey laff me abeg!
onydchic: my sista so we're in same shoes! Thank God i've seen my 2nd o!lmao
Obi: Arrant nonesense! u know i dont swallow so advice not needed!
teediva: so dat is how u see it ehn?
Mommy: the couscous i loved! My blog god daughter neva ceases to please me! I am still coming back for 4th ration o!lol
gerald: sorry swit, know u dont understand da whole story. Promise to post something readable for u next tyme.
Chicala: sis from another momma, I thank u welu welu for ur prayers o! I shall neva encounter them in jesus name again! Amen
Na wetin enta ya mouth wey u dey wish say u fit go 'Pati'??? Shei Paris Hilton's case nefer sink enta dat ur head...??? Even as Yankee Kirikiri betta pass 9ja own, na drag dem drag am go juz fo small tyme, na him u cum talk say u won go. Juz take ur time, we still won read 'tori from u...so juz twist ur mouth right now...twist am well...and no make I hear dat kain talk again and again...
Opeke Outta hia!!!
Cum o...na who u dey call 'Debtor'??? Omo, no make I show u my green eyes o
Iyabs Opeke wanting to tell me she don buy green color contacts! With my fendi watch money abi? Debtor pay up o! No worri, fear no let me join paris hilton so i dey kampe for blogville.lol
How now? Thanks for dropping by.
Pele on the prison dream.
Been to Prison on Benin City once and it was like walking into a crazy camp. Incidentally Fela was incacerated there at the time, so at least we saw him and that made the trip memorable. Come see craw craw everywhere!
(Na community health clinic we go do o, before person come talk say I be armed robber).
awwww babawilly visit my blog! welicome... Community health ko visit ni. Mehnnn, u met fela? why u no carry me go? sorri, slip of tongue!LMAO
Darling nkem, i kazn't tooks u to a prison. Dozn't fiar, it is kwesion i de kwesion u.
Oya enough of this prison dream.
Come nack us beta story abi the constipation and hangover still dey hold you?
Pele o! no know say awoof dey run belle?? next time you no go chop too much for aijay and mommy house again. I hear say u even chop my share eh manda!
fear fear woman!!!!
I like that picture..where did u got it from ..
nice nice..
LOL...Intersting read...
hehehehehehe
have a happy weekend Manda, don't let the bed-bugs bite
lol! funny read! Kabashing...dang! u take me down memory lane...
jus stopping by and sharing some luv...
No nightmares this weekend o!
Take care love.
Ehen...anibodude don promise us something o...i go tell you later.
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