A friend sent this to his gurlfriend and copied me stating dat was gonna be her bday pressie when he gets back. Cant tell if dude was serious or joking but i found it INSULTING! Now women have turned to remote control dat u guys can manipulate the way u want ehn? No problem o! will try get one for guys too.
Any suggestions on wat we should write ladies? n guys, do u think it's funny too?
PS: THANX A WHOLEEEE LOT FOR ALL THE COMMENTS N PRAYERS ON MY LAST BLOG! FEEL A LOT MORE BETA NOW. GOD DEY.MWAHZZZZZ TO ALL.
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firstieeeeeeeee
Happy weekend too.......
go enjoy but please don't over enjoy......Just make life fun to yourself.....
it was funny to read but certainly not as a gift.
especially mute and swallow. hehhehehehhe
i just saw boobs+ and -
for the guys, we could get that botton too with no -
Happy Weekend to you too sweetie!
Lmao, dem never hala. An important one for guys is "listen" ...
..for guys.
1= listen
2= wrong hole, duh!!!
LMAO! are u kidding me!!!!
Hmmm...most times you don't REALLY need a remote to get all these...
Oh shit...I just saw the "PMS off" and "stop nagging" buttons...
ok...where can we get one of these..????
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(I gotta be careful u don't give me R O)lol
for now I'll say I don't need the remote cos I am the remote
therefore I got the control
I'll holla
i think its just a joke sha, no see am as insult
anyway, i don come back ooo
Lol @ Femme's comment.
It's all for fun babes.
A friend sent me an email with the remote control for guys. It had things like take me out to dinner, don't forget our anniversary, toilet seat down etc.
I'll put it up sometime. Hope I didn't delete it.
PS: How far with my top?! No make me vex oh!
Lol @ Femme's comment.
It's all for fun babes.
A friend sent me an email with the remote control for guys. It had things like take me out to dinner, don't forget our anniversary, toilet seat down etc.
I'll put it up sometime. Hope I didn't delete it.
PS: How far with my top?! No make me vex oh!
Gerald: Thanxxx kinda had fun!
Femme: yayy! dem no deserve the boobs jare.
Mommy: Howz our Tontolo doing?
Omosexy: Listen shei! think God gave dem abundant sight n took away their ears.lmao
Totintomto: yeye gurl. Lmao @ wrong hole.
Sparkle: I wish i was.lol
Obi: You see u? I wish ur madam gets to see this!
OmoG: Flaunt tha sexy sturves babes... U can imagine being a remote control!
Obinna: Nna, how was ur trip? i dey come chop my Pizza o!
aiijay: Abeg babe, can u plz send me remote for guys pix? or beta still, carry us along!
lol! This is funny and not!!
I think for the guys we need to have a remote with keys that say:
Pay, Cook, Cuddle me, Stay home,lol!
lol,an addition to princessa's list: Take me out, Buy me nice 'useful' things,.............. thats all i can think of now, i'l add more later.
hope some inventor is taking note of these ideas o.
manda manda
am gonna have so much fun with this post
in fact the next word I hear from you, am gonna put you on mute matter a fact I might just turn you off lol hehehehe
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maybe I'll enlarge something next time
hehehe
don't be offended, see Femme said there was a remote for the babes too
what will I do next? hmmmmmm
Princesa: I totally agree wit da stayhome thingy O! I dont know if men eat dog leg sef.
Chicala: Sisi from anoda mummy, "useful things" indeed o! me i no just want gifts like flower abeg.lmao
Omo G: i am warning u o! i cant wait to lay my hands on the remote for guys. Imma make u pay for this.
manda I have the remote and B4 I
turn you off for talking, please grab me a beer will you...oh and ur boobies are looking slighty...?
let my increase that for you
heheheheh
just leave me o..YOU'll find that remote lol
Someone help me tell Omo g dat he's gonna have his head broken soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rememba dat saying about who laughs last? heheheheheheee
ehhm, yeah and another one.....keep ur eyes off those girls' bums (when we'r out together). Its fine when am not there (well, not exactly), but definitely not when am with u, lol.
How u dey?
Mandalicious stand by for 2moro. I'ma holla when I get the party started.
L8r.
Before i forget they need to add
Dick + + + + to that remote,lol.
Oya Update!!
Chicala: Yea rite! so it's dat obvious! guys loveeeeeeee girls' bums!
I dey fine dear.
Aiijay: no shakings, i full ground!
Princesa: heheheheheheeeee. Make i gist about my prison dream sef.lmao
Not funny. I don't like the way women are portrayed and its gets worse these days. See MTV for reference.
OMG! Princesa..lol...no.you.didn't
Omo G: can see she finally shut u up for real! Thanx P for da good work.lmao
Bighead: Na so we see am! Nevamind, the one for guys wil be coming up soon!
I for no mind that kind of remote o!. but why is it limited to doggie style. reverse cow girl with a rub or missionary with a bounce no dey. shoo
Ubong! I know say na dis type u go like na. Yeye u!
I support Ubong. I also wan see buttons like "Behave Urself" and "Pretend U dont know".
For Guys' remote, the only button should be "Carry go".
LMAO!
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