Finally, rain! the weather's been soo hot though i'm not really complaining cos it's beta compained to flood, earthquake tsunami...
Happy 2008 to all my loved ones! i know manda has been a berry naughty gurlie but i promise to turn a new leaf dis year. Have been soo busy ...
AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book. The message reads: My mobile number has changed; earlie...
I had a very busy day at work today and now i'm soooo tired and exhausted! Was meant to post a proper blog today but changed my mind (co...
Looks like we're in longer days and shorter nites cos i see myself always waking up grumpy and tired and it's not like i go to bed r...
yet another busy week! dis friday has been helele for me! i just realised i didn't even attempt my cherry popping blog rounds dis week!(...
A friend sent this to his gurlfriend and copied me stating dat was gonna be her bday pressie when he gets back. Cant tell if dude was seriou...
How time flies! i just discovered that june is almost ended and i curse this thing they call PROCASTINATION! My boss' birthday is 1st we...
Friday, August 2, 2013
O! tomorrow is my birthday and i still dont know how to spend my day as usual. *rolls eyez*..... Mwahz from me to yäll and if you want some cake, pls come with my birthday gift, ermmmm... location wil be posted soon *wink*
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
So i went away for anoda 2 yrs and to think i've been cruising facebook all dis while. It just hit me today dat i'm addicted to facebook nd when i stated d obvious, my dear frd (Viola) suggested blogspot nd i promised to come look in.. Cant recognize names nemore but i have to have a swell tym cos i truly need yu guys to help me stay off facebook for a while.
Oya, show me plenti luv before i vex and pack my bags again.lol... feels good to be home guys. Lemme do a lil blog round.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book.
The message reads:
My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note..
In a conversation:
AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
Akpan visits his Doctor :
AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay.
AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.
Akpan and his wife :
AKPAN: If 2mrow I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry?
AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister.
AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know?
AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again.
AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine”
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment”
How do you recognize Akpan in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board.
Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so. He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
AKPAN: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running?
In a classroom:
Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense”
AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It is already raining”
AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go”
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Monday, August 4, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Could anyone help me suggest how i could spend my day? i am thinking of going to da movies then maybe just hanging out wit friends or organising a small get together at home but i really have not made up my mind yet.
Peeps, i need ur help! N plz dont forget my Pressies.