THANK GOD FOR MOI!

Thanx to everyone dat thot it nice to send me a bday wish.... I thank God for yet another year, it's not been easy but he's seen me tru and made me experience his love once more......

Had da coolest bday eva tho i hardly had tyme for me but tha bday still continues so and i'm still expecting my pressies. *wink wink*

I feel sooooo old! Already made my wish yesterday n i pray it comes tru. To all da leos kids....... Have a bday blast!

5 days to go....

Guess dis bufdei is not gonna be like others cause i dont even have an idea of wat i'm gonna do wit myself on dat day! I hope i get loads of gift though and i really wish i'll have fun on that day.....

Could anyone help me suggest how i could spend my day? i am thinking of going to da movies then maybe just hanging out wit friends or organising a small get together at home but i really have not made up my mind yet.

Peeps, i need ur help! N plz dont forget my Pressies.

my bloggaversary/countdown to bufdei...

yea rite! I just turned a year old last month on blogville.... i really did enjoy my early days when i was soooo devoted to my blog, when i was the reigning cherrypopping queen before the likes of afrobabe and 30+ took my shyne.. when i always had to work late cos i spend most of my normal work hour reading and commenting on blogs, the same place where i met my very 1st goddaughter! it has been an amazing one year though i kinda went awol lately but it's not been solely on purpose. a whole lot has been happening in ur gurl's life but i thank God for his mercies.



Guess it's tyme for shoutouts...



My biggest shoutout goes to my blog queen princesa cos if not for her i wouldn't have been here.... used to have a 360 blog page which i totally abandoned! You ruck gurl.x

ermmmm, it's kinda going to be difficult sending shout outs cos i dont want no one to feel left out so imma say u just join me in cutting da cake and popping da champagne while omosewa tthe assigned dj gives us some nice gbedu!

just have fun, it's on the house.lol



PS: my bufdei is on the 3rd of August o! berrra start shopping for my gifts o.

Quirk Quirk by popular demand.lol

Rules
1. Link the person/people who tagged you



2. Mention the rules in your blog



3. Mention six(6) spectacular quirks of urs



4. Tag 6 fellow bloggers by adding their links



5. Let each of the tagged bloggers know they've been tagged..via their blogs



MY QUIRKS



1. I am a big tease but when i start getting plenty attention i tend to get irritated!



2. I like to procastinate! i've got sooo much unfinished blogs dat i'd love to post but neva have time to come complete and post them. Talk about i'll do it some other time.lol



3. I am a spendthrift, God will definitely help me on dat o! Dis minute u see me complaining of being broke, the next minute i got some cash and i'm spending like there's no tomorrow.( guess i like to spoil myself)hmmmmmm



4. I am an extremist..... when i fall in love wit anything, i make sure i exhauste it's life span. ( my new found love for mango now is driving me nuts!) heheheheeee



5. I am more of an introvert, tend to go silent when i'm in mist of people dat i'm not used to, have been to da club like 2ice in my wholeee adult life and i love to be on my own reading novels or just watching movies.

6. I am an emotional freak.... i try not to attach sentiments to movies, sports and all dem irrelevant stuffs.... haba manda!

I am tagging..... whoever has not been tagged yet!


Got robbed last month and i lost ma fone, jewelleries and some other stuffs. Thank God i still got my life though.

Just talk...

Now i need to start wearing boots around cos i saw the most amazing rodent yesternite. Went to get stuffs at a shop close to my place and then i saw this sluggishly moving rat! I sha just gave it few yards witout yelling though and the next minute i see 3 able bodied men chasing one tingili rat! Well, i was like beta them than me! They killed it sha, then one Gbegborun that didn't even join in the killing came to meet me, he was like: Sister thank ur God o! dat was an ASIN (think he pronounced smtyn like dat and dont blame me if i spelled it wrong cos i dont know wat the hell it was) Do u know when dat stuff bites anyone it does not loose it's grip until THUNDER STRIKES! WTF? I just jejely thanked him and ran home! ( where i want see thunder for dis kind season?) and since then i'm been having dis strange feeling whenever i see smtn move! I just cant stand the idea of facing one Asin any time! I heard they sell affordable rubber boots in Mile 12... so Mile 12, here i come (after church tomoro)! Rodents aside, i have been meaning to post this blog about one Mr Chimpanzee dat i was sooo unfortunate to meet the other day but imma save it for my next blog.

How Una dey? Hearty Welcome top my beloved Aiijay!

9 words women use

The ones in brown are my comments. Enjoy.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
( i now i do dis a whole lot when i am boiling within)

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. ( this could be true but i know of some guys that spend more time dan ladies making up too.lol)

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. ( when i say nothing u shld know i want u to really find out wat is really wrong and u berra start getting on ur knees o cos hell will let loose soon)

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! ( ermmm, i guess i know my limit)


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (lmao)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (i dont really use this expression)

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). (yea rite)

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F* * K YOU! (sooo correct)

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

is she pre????????????

My new cravings for stuffs i've not had for years is kinda driving me crazi lately. I just woke up one morning and the 1st thing i asked my broda was where i could get Alewa( one hausa invented prolly boiled sugar stuff) and he sure looked at me like i was going crazi! ( how old mama like me go dey find sugar for early morning like dat? Well, luck was on my side cos few days later i saw an angel on disguise selling Alewa in the market and do i need to tell u i chattered more than enuf? ( some pple here ate it wit me o! not gonna mention names *evil laughter*)


And then i remembered Agidi jollof( i cant explain wat they make dis wit cos i dont even know sef) n i guess plenti pple would not have had dis but i have o and i cant seem to find it anywhere around... Maybe i need to travel to the east to relieve dis part of my craving. This took me down da memory lane and i laughed over those days that i used to buy packets of toffee sweet and eclairs and hide in my skul bag, i'm sure if any cute looking guy had known my lil secret and showered me wit chocolates then (preferably Mars) i would have been head over heels in love wit him.lol... Those days sef i used to have dis boi dat was asking me out, but we were both in ss3 and he sooo showered me wit chocolates n ice cream! it was worth the while jare but i already had small sense so i kept doing shakara till one sharp babe took him from me *hisssss*

I am officially looking for a swittooth boifriend!


Well, i guess i have payed my dues (plenti cavities) but if anyone offers me a pack of chocolate now i wont reject o! lmao

My very first!

I got a lotta things to talk about so imma take dem one at a tyme. as i can see, i have been continually yabbed! and i choose not to be yabbed again! i will try my possible best to post at least 1 lenghty or maybe short blog every week! (let no blogger laugh at this o!)

Ehen, down to biz. I went to write exams o and for the first time in my life, i officially stayed in a hostel! It was there i got to realise that we chics have got AMAZING character o! u need to see everyone displaying their talent although i got to fall inlove with this particular room , i think the occupants chose themselves cos they were busy running da biggest butt contest! It was in this same room dat i did my very first pole dance! Yea, i was taught how to do the pole dance and it's not easy o! I used to think dat was the easiest way to make money but i just realised making money whichever way is not easy at all.

Well, i just need u guys to contribute some money and buy me a nice long pole and leave the rest to me. Think my dream of becoming a pole dancer is finally gonna be accomplished!

ps: MOMMY, it's not really wat u think it is o! before u change ur mind and take Tbaby my one and only blog daughter away from me.

lemme do my blog round b4 i run off again.lol

NEW YEAR, NEW BEGINNING!

Happy 2008 to all my loved ones! i know manda has been a berry naughty gurlie but i promise to turn a new leaf dis year. Have been soo busy wit exams and alll but i really had u al i mind all dis while! Hope i was missed o! Do i have any new year rsolution? cant tell for now, let's just watch the year unfold! can someone plz tell me more about the blog parry cos im sure gonna be there! Lemme go wear my gbedu shoes o jare! see yall there!