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Friday, September 21, 2007

Busy Manda

It's been a hella of a week, hope next week will be much beta. Missed u guys but u know how they say it " duty calls".

Have a nice weekend. Plentyu gist next week.x

Friday, September 14, 2007



Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Mayonnaise mixed with sugar and milk.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Nandos (lovin 'em)

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Barcelos

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. If the waitress/waiter is cool and fun, at least 5%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Rice, Noodles

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. ermmmmm

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Eggs

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Wrigley's Spearmint


Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. About 250

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Somewhere around 180 or so

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Mr's pix!

Q. How many televisions are in your house or apartment?
A. 2...


Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. Do you like your smile?
A. Yes

Q. What's your best feature?
A. My smile

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Hell Nay (maybe my tooth will come off soon)

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Hearing

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. I got 2 now and it's like HELL on Earth!

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Think a 25litre gallon filled with water! Man, dat's heavy!

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope.


Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Hell no!

Q. Is love for real?
A. of course!

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. I'd have to think it over....

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. For me, pink goes anytime.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yep...

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Think so!

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Maybe.


Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Hell yea!

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Depends on the person...

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Hell nay!

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Mmmmmh, lemme see.... YEA!!

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. The pay is tempting but da publicity is for life and i value my boby!

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. Cant do dat!

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Cash? hmmmm I might

Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: Jenny

Q: Last person you called?
A. Mr

Q: Last person that called you?
A: Uju

Q: Person you hugged
A: Kachi


Q: Number?
A: 7

Q: Color?
A: Pink

Q: Season?
A: Summer


Q: Missing someone?
A: Yea

Q: Mood?
A: Sick and tired!

Q: Listening to?
A: Tu face's (my Love)

Q: Watching?
A: Tha comp, although i'm meant to be working.lol

Q: Worrying about?
A: My Health!


Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Tha Kitchen (not for food though)lol

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: go braid ma hair.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: How Stella got her groove back ( Guess i have memorised all da phrases).lol

Q: Do you smile often?
A: A whole lot

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes unles i get pissed .

Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A. Get back to work!

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Trouser pocket (ma fone)

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Dont think i've seen dat.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: None

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Who the hell SITS in the shower?

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Hell nay, love ma privacy.

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: lemme count (ermm, i dont know jo)

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Haba! not another police story.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A Pole dancer.heheheheheee

Happy weekend my pple. Was too lazy to type a blog so i decided to modify da meme.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

And i saw clifford Orji!

I put myself in this one o! Now my imaginations are running wild n all thanx to one n only Princesa for giving me that juicy prison gist. Before yesternite, i'd NEVER seen the four walls of a police station talk more of prison but after reading madam P's blog on visiting a prison and me pleading wit her to take me along next tyme, i went home and thoughts of being confined to a place for a long period of tyme filled my lil abi big head! one thing is i am claustrophobic n dat means i cant stand tight spaces. I sooo love my freedom n i dont want to go to jail! Ok, i had dis very funny and strange dream yesterday(hardly rememba my dreams) but i sure remembered dis one, maybe cos it was more like a nitemare. I was meant to be sleeping but the next thing i knew, madam P was at mine.

Manda, manda!! where u dey? abeg let's start going to kirikiri jare. Me i was excited o! Awwww, alas! are we having a feast again? noooo, we're just going on a visit( i wonder who we were visiting sef) well i saw myself wit the entourage o in this grass filled building (not wat i expected) but i was sha looking for Mr Handsome when suddenly i felt like i'd lost my way! yepaa, how e take happen? well i later figured how to get back on track but guess wat? madam P don leave me! i cried my eyes out o n was lonely if not for the friends i made there ( Clifford Orji n Rev King)! see mad pple connection! I cant place wat happened next but i sha know i woke up sweating profusely! I no gree sleep again o, so i started kabashing(praying)! Now i have OFFICIALLY changed my mind o! I no go Prison again! abeg if anybody write blog about prison make una no let me read am o! Fear don dey catsh me plentiful!

Friday, September 7, 2007


A friend sent this to his gurlfriend and copied me stating dat was gonna be her bday pressie when he gets back. Cant tell if dude was serious or joking but i found it INSULTING! Now women have turned to remote control dat u guys can manipulate the way u want ehn? No problem o! will try get one for guys too.

Any suggestions on wat we should write ladies? n guys, do u think it's funny too?


Monday, September 3, 2007

How do i feel?

I dont know what title to give this blog so i chose dat. I've been meaning to do a blog for my sweetest heart Chi, but anytime i try to put something down, i neva bring myself to finish it. I know this is kinda late but i still have goose bumps whenever i rememba u r no more! I still find it hard to believe dat my one and only adopted baby broda is gone! (dont get me wrong, i got a younger bro) but i also got 2 adopted brodas dat i love sooo much!

This is a longggg stori and maybe wont make sense but it all started like a joke, 3 years back...

Me @ home(asaba) someone comes to pay aunt a visit, the truth is i dont know who he is or wat he wants but i help go get aunt and when i get back, i see dis old youngee telling about how i acted homely unlike most gurls my age by helping go get my aunt even though i'd not had my bath n i was witout makeup (guess he later got to learn i'm not a makeup person) well i did all the thank u for the compliment thingy and left o! Only to see same man like 2 days later in front of my place, oya wetin u find come? n he's like i could not take my mind off u so I decided to come pay a visit! (shuo, make una see me see trouble o!) Well i quickly discharged him and that was it for a longgg tyme, later left for the city only for my cuz to call and make noise about AD asking about me anytime he sees her.

To cut the whole stori short, we met someother tyme i came around and dis tyme i got to see his 2 ADORABLE sons! Mehnnn, i would have gone for the elder one if he was my mate but i was like 2 yrs his senior and the younger one became my favourite. They took me as the bigger sis they neva had (got to find out their mum was late n their dad wanted a young step mum for them). i wonder why... The man stopped bugging me when he noticed his kids liked me a whole lot and tried being pals but i dont take to such pretense jare so i just maintained frendship wit my lil bros, we talked about everything, ranging from their lovelife, to skul, then their different weak points n all. I remember when their dad's younger bro sent them new fones n they hid it from their dad cos he was gonna raise hell but showed it to me cos they thot i'll understand... I'm writing this wit tears cos fond memories are haunting me, i later kinda left home for long and we didn't get to see again. Remember when chi called me to talk about his admission into Igbinedion and how he wanted me to be there for his matriculation, i cancelled the trip when i learnt his dad was gonna be there wit their mum's sis cos i didn't want any complications( i sooo wished i had gone, at least i'll have pictures to hold on to), i also remember helping him shop cos he thot i was tush and my taste will suit him(he was 15yrs then) and a whole lot of funny stuffs we all did together. Ok, this post is getting too long but it's for my baby bro so plz dont complain.

It was all like a dream when some months back i got a call from same cuz ( changed my number and made sure i didn't let them have it cos of their dad though i called wit a priv no from time to time) and now she goes like,

Cuz: Manda, we've been searching everywhere for you!

Me: Babes, hope nuthin is the mata o!

Cuz: ermmm, it's kinda serious but i think u shld call AD

Me: wat for? e win lottery?

Cuz: i am not joking jare, beta still call his older son.

Me: now i dont get all this, wat is the MATA?

Cuz: maybe i shld just tell u, chi is dead! Chineke, wat did u just stay, abeg if it's play just stop it o!

Then i drop the fone and wit shaky hands call senior boy, he confirms it n says my baby was poisoned in skul! Can u imagine that? the very famous Igbinedion Uni? i was filled wit greive and rage and i start ranting!

Could not brace myself to go for the burial and didn't even have the mind to call AD! this world is just sooo wicked! how can lil boys just kill their mate like dat! Did not find out wat the issue really was but i bet it must have been a gurl issue (wat else do guys fight for) n he was a medical student so i guess it had to do wit his class peeps too, i wonder wat chemical dey mixed! The skul tried avoiding scandal by lying dat he died a natural death but his dad took him for an autopsy where they got to find out he was poisoned! Maybe dat was why i avoided the burial cos i didn't think i could stand seeing his disected body! The boys involved were later caught and reprimanded but dat's all i got to hear about it.

Why do we live in a wicked world and how do we avoid evil befelling us? I know it is unlike me to write about sorrows n all but i had to pour it out.