Now i need to start wearing boots around cos i saw the most amazing rodent yesternite. Went to get stuffs at a shop close to my place and then i saw this sluggishly moving rat! I sha just gave it few yards witout yelling though and the next minute i see 3 able bodied men chasing one tingili rat! Well, i was like beta them than me! They killed it sha, then one Gbegborun that didn't even join in the killing came to meet me, he was like: Sister thank ur God o! dat was an ASIN (think he pronounced smtyn like dat and dont blame me if i spelled it wrong cos i dont know wat the hell it was) Do u know when dat stuff bites anyone it does not loose it's grip until THUNDER STRIKES! WTF? I just jejely thanked him and ran home! ( where i want see thunder for dis kind season?) and since then i'm been having dis strange feeling whenever i see smtn move! I just cant stand the idea of facing one Asin any time! I heard they sell affordable rubber boots in Mile 12... so Mile 12, here i come (after church tomoro)! Rodents aside, i have been meaning to post this blog about one Mr Chimpanzee dat i was sooo unfortunate to meet the other day but imma save it for my next blog.
How Una dey? Hearty Welcome top my beloved Aiijay!
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19 comments:
he!he!he!!!!
u no tell me sey UR LIVER NEVR DON B4!!!
he!!he!he!!!!
sey u no land for ground "gbam"..
anyways sha next time , u call me and let me know so i can CATCH U o!!!
u know like they do it in the MOVIES....
and they lived......ever after
blk wolf: wereh! Ur mates dey rescue from dragon u dey rescue me from ASIN! laugh all u like! *hissss*
lol.....u no serious...u go dissapear for centuries then come up with one funny episode.....start walking around with rat poison jare...
lol!!!
me wereh abi?
no be ur fault ooh jare!!!
u see person wey wan rescue u and u dey do yanga..
9jA women una yanga too much jare!
next thing una go dey talk sey Nigerian men no dey SENSITIVE to their women...
*hiss*!!!!
(points)
u berra run after me o!
cuz when i cross that door post,
u no go see me sensitive side again.
hurry o!!!
(like dem dey do for oyibo film)
oya begin dey cry...
den i go turn back
u go hold my leg and dey talk...
"don't leave me Wolfiee"
and i go look u eyeball to eyeball,
with tears rolling down my cheek..
holding out my hand telling u to come to me.....
OYA KIDS OF BLOGVILLE THIS IS WhERE ALL of una SUPPOSE CLOSE YA EYES...!!!
he!he!!he!!!
heheheheh
Asin is not a rat
It looks like it
and it makes this annoying noise
It's dangerous though
I will make sure we get u the boots. .. let me know when u r ready make we go DSW. we go find nice boots there
I seriously fear Asins oh,i heard their bites could be dangerous
Hold indosid n drop for dem wen u see d rodent tyrants lol!!! Babe how now? I don miss u pass ice cream . heheheh!! keep in touch o
na wa oh! how big chic like you go dey fear rat?
anyways i guess unlike some of us here you are an ajebutter..lol
how are you doing dear?
LMAO!
Every where i go these days its talk of rats and more rats...na wa o!
...and i just found out i have one annoying rat in my bedroom. The rodent do chop all my biscuits finish,lol!
Lmaoooo@ till thunder strikes, hilarious!!
Please update...i miss u:blowkiss:
Afrobabe: u no hear say rat poison dey kill person too? it is dangerous for my HEALTH! I no sure say dem get NAFDAC number sef.lol
Wolfieee: Too much oyinbo movies is disturbing u o! Why kids of blogville go close eye? u no want make dem see the slap?kmao
Olamild: Thanx o jare, How about tomoro. Does this Asin have an english name? i want to google it.lol
Classybabe: Thanx for dat lil bit of dangerous info.hhahahahaaaa... Missed u babes.
Nikkisab: Wow! So i beta pass ice cream! I miss u too o! U just remind me about indosid ( man's best friend) I dey go buy 1 pcket abeg.
Sasuke: u of all pple shld know i am ajekpako tp the core.lol
Tell me u wont be scaed of wicked poisonous rat no mata ur liver!
Princesa: Breeze don blow, fowl yansh don open! So u've been hiding biscuits in ur room ba? Unce rat don help u keep am well na.lol.. sorry o!
Omosexy: i catch the kiss, imma update tomoro... soo tired today!
Today's ranting: i hope u wont come across one dat will make a meal out of ur toes. WICKED MANDA!lol
LOL!!!!
A whole "Mandalicious" is scared of lil' ol Asin. How is that possible? lol..
My dear, pls run for ur dear life, the name "ASIN" alone makes one shiver. lol..
Thanks for the welcome babes. So sweet of u.
Err...Where's my top? I'm really tired of waiting. lol
lol...chai i remember those rats, some of them dey big well well o..
abeg wear ur rainboot o!
At first.when I moved in to my place..there was just one rat...and I kinda liked his company sef..like clockwork, every night at 1am, he scurries along the skirting from the living room to the kitchen..then back again in 30 minutes..even nicknamed him "mickey"...
Next thing I know the bastard starts breeding...and it took me a week to get rid of the blasted things...
lol! Hilarity!
lol.....me i hate rats, asin wit a passion o!pls buy rat poison wey go kill fast o!
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